Periodic Table of Swearing





The Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing is a big, electronic table with push buttons that prompt a variety of spoken swear words and phrases. WARNING! Explicit language – Viewer discretion advised.

The price tag of £50,000 is partly due to the table being a “one-off masterpiece of modern art,” according to the product description. It took 300 feet of cabling, 300 soldered joints, and the combined efforts of Modern Toss and design firm Clay Interactive to create the cursing machine.

It was built in their Hoxton Street studio during their summer holidays. It’s constructed from over 100 buttons, laser cut MDF, direct to media printing, and a whole lot of swearing!